That's right folks, for the next 7 days I will be serving my civic duty inside a New York City court building, and I couldn't be more excited. It's every ones dream to get selected for a jury and now I finally get to live the dream. I know all of you are super jealous of me, but don't give up hope, maybe someday you'll get the call to keep the American dream alive.
This means I will be out of pocket for a while so e-mail and phone calls will be little to none. I'm not ignoring all my loyal fans, I'm just protecting our way of life by taking part in the best legal system on Earth.
Pray for me.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Thursday, July 12, 2007
SUPER DELUXE BLOG
Holy Shit Balls!
The F.N.G.R. is currently on the front page of the Super Deluxe website, at the bottom in the user generated section.
Hurry go here http://www.superdeluxe.com/ watch that shit and post comments. I'm totally trying to pitch more shows to them so the more good comments the better.
I love you all.
The F.N.G.R. is currently on the front page of the Super Deluxe website, at the bottom in the user generated section.
Hurry go here http://www.superdeluxe.com/ watch that shit and post comments. I'm totally trying to pitch more shows to them so the more good comments the better.
I love you all.
The Film Noir show was a lot of fun last night. Every one really contributed a lot of good stuff and the audience loved it. We have another show next week so please come out.
I posted another one of my bits on Funny or Die. Please watch and vote for it. You can vote as many times as you want, in fact I encourage that. To vote just click the word "funny" that appears at the end of the video, or click the "funny" that is right under the video as the video is playing.
Thank you leagions of loyal fan! Yes I'm talking to you mom.
I posted another one of my bits on Funny or Die. Please watch and vote for it. You can vote as many times as you want, in fact I encourage that. To vote just click the word "funny" that appears at the end of the video, or click the "funny" that is right under the video as the video is playing.
Thank you leagions of loyal fan! Yes I'm talking to you mom.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
One Man Show This Close
I think I'm done with my one-man show. I have to read it out loud and time it out to see if it's long enough. There are two character pieces and two new sketches and I play myself as an over the top actor.
I think it's pretty funny. I wanted to keep it as simple as possible as far as costumes and props. I need to go through and simplify it even more. I want to have it up and on stage in a month, so watch out for that.
I've been watching the live Nintendo press conference from E3. I think the only thing more exciting is to actually NOT watch it. It's so boring, then again I haven't been brain washed by the wii yet so I really don't care much about the amazing new multi player online pokemon game coming out this year.
Back to work my pretties.
I think it's pretty funny. I wanted to keep it as simple as possible as far as costumes and props. I need to go through and simplify it even more. I want to have it up and on stage in a month, so watch out for that.
I've been watching the live Nintendo press conference from E3. I think the only thing more exciting is to actually NOT watch it. It's so boring, then again I haven't been brain washed by the wii yet so I really don't care much about the amazing new multi player online pokemon game coming out this year.
Back to work my pretties.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Grasping at Air
Yo peeps, howdy from the fall. I still feel like I'm aimlessly falling in a black void. I'm writing and working on stuff, and it sort of seems as if stuff is going in a direction, I just haven't fallen past any limbs or vines to grab onto yet.
Apparently quitting your job to follow a dream is very good, because everyone says congratulations and that they are proud of me. That still doesn't make since in my head, I'm still processing this response. I don't feel like I should be congratulated, in fact I feel like I should be shook and asked what the hell I am thinking. Every time I tell someone I quit my job so I could be an actor or writer, I feel like a total douche bag. A regular paycheck is great. Health insurance is even better. I feel like people should be consoling me. I think I'm going to start telling people about my situation like this:
"I quit a good paying job with benefits and health insurance to stay home and stare at a computer and hope I can think of a way to make money in one of the most competitive and soulless industries man has ever created."
OK OK, I'm being a little over the top, what can I say; I'm bored right now. Here is what an unemployed dude looks like when he takes a break from writing his one-man show.
Also I'm not wearing pants in this picture.
Apparently quitting your job to follow a dream is very good, because everyone says congratulations and that they are proud of me. That still doesn't make since in my head, I'm still processing this response. I don't feel like I should be congratulated, in fact I feel like I should be shook and asked what the hell I am thinking. Every time I tell someone I quit my job so I could be an actor or writer, I feel like a total douche bag. A regular paycheck is great. Health insurance is even better. I feel like people should be consoling me. I think I'm going to start telling people about my situation like this:
"I quit a good paying job with benefits and health insurance to stay home and stare at a computer and hope I can think of a way to make money in one of the most competitive and soulless industries man has ever created."
OK OK, I'm being a little over the top, what can I say; I'm bored right now. Here is what an unemployed dude looks like when he takes a break from writing his one-man show.
Also I'm not wearing pants in this picture.
Sunday, July 8, 2007
It's totally Black and White
I've got a show this and next Wednesday, both at 9:30 and both at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NYC.
The show is a lot of fun. We do a totally improvized Film Noir. We all wear shades of grey, even make-up. Someone gets killed every show, what more could you ask for. It's only 5 bucks, so stop on by.
The show is a lot of fun. We do a totally improvized Film Noir. We all wear shades of grey, even make-up. Someone gets killed every show, what more could you ask for. It's only 5 bucks, so stop on by.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Toilet Humor, Literally
Happy July 4th! I just shot off some fireworks in my toilet, if you know what I mean.
Speaking of the toilet, I wanted to tell you guys about two commercials I saw back-to-back last night. Now I'm pretty sure that some one somewhere has the job of selecting the order of the commercials. It's not some enormous top-secret super commercial selecting computer in the basement of a government building. So seeing these two ads back to back made me wonder if there was a guy somewhere laughing his ass off. The first commercial in this tag team of awesome was an ad for Adult Diapers. Now that is sad and funny on it's own, but then they followed that ad up with an ad for laxatives. Not just any laxatives, but laxatives you take before you go to bed. That's like showing a condom commercial then showing an early pregnancy test commercial.
I thought it was pretty amazing that the planets aligned just right to have me in front of the TV at the precise time that magic moment happened. I mean the odds are astronomical that I would have seen such an ostentatious event. Fate and demeanor dictate that by all rights I should have changed the channel once the adult diaper commercial started, but for some reason I sat there and weathered the ad only to be treated to a laxative commercial. It was awe-inspiring. I would have needed an adult diaper if the next commercial was an ad for toilet cleanser or a commercial for Taco Bell.
There are those who do not believe in miracles, and to them I say neigh. Low I hath witnessed a miracle, and it was glorious.
Amen.
Speaking of the toilet, I wanted to tell you guys about two commercials I saw back-to-back last night. Now I'm pretty sure that some one somewhere has the job of selecting the order of the commercials. It's not some enormous top-secret super commercial selecting computer in the basement of a government building. So seeing these two ads back to back made me wonder if there was a guy somewhere laughing his ass off. The first commercial in this tag team of awesome was an ad for Adult Diapers. Now that is sad and funny on it's own, but then they followed that ad up with an ad for laxatives. Not just any laxatives, but laxatives you take before you go to bed. That's like showing a condom commercial then showing an early pregnancy test commercial.
I thought it was pretty amazing that the planets aligned just right to have me in front of the TV at the precise time that magic moment happened. I mean the odds are astronomical that I would have seen such an ostentatious event. Fate and demeanor dictate that by all rights I should have changed the channel once the adult diaper commercial started, but for some reason I sat there and weathered the ad only to be treated to a laxative commercial. It was awe-inspiring. I would have needed an adult diaper if the next commercial was an ad for toilet cleanser or a commercial for Taco Bell.
There are those who do not believe in miracles, and to them I say neigh. Low I hath witnessed a miracle, and it was glorious.
Amen.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Classy New Website
Howdy folks, if you've been here before you probably noticed that I redesigned the place. Put up some new wallpaper, shag carpet, and added a couple new rooms. I hope you like the new "classier" look. Now that I'm officially an unemployed writer/actor I felt like I should tear down that juvenile tiki themed website and construct a more mature one. A website that the high class web surfer could sit in front of, sip a snifter of brandy, and enjoy a nice book.
I'm all grown up now; I have to be more responsible. For all the people who are looking for crude jokes or dirty site gags, please direct your search into the gutter, because that’s where it belongs. Try googling trash. That's not me anymore. From here on out its obscure references and drawn out antidotes. Light up one of your Padilla Miami Cigar’s and let your bottle of 1985 Fattoria Viticcio Chianti breathe as you drink in the aged and improved NickGibbons.com. Take a deep breath....
...wait...
...did somebody... oh man! One of you totally floated one in my new website! That sucks. I’m going to light a candle to get rid of the smell. Dude, did you have Indian for lunch? Please take look around and tell me what you think. I’ll try and get rid of this rancid odor; it smells like someone filled a month old dead midget with vomit.
I'm all grown up now; I have to be more responsible. For all the people who are looking for crude jokes or dirty site gags, please direct your search into the gutter, because that’s where it belongs. Try googling trash. That's not me anymore. From here on out its obscure references and drawn out antidotes. Light up one of your Padilla Miami Cigar’s and let your bottle of 1985 Fattoria Viticcio Chianti breathe as you drink in the aged and improved NickGibbons.com. Take a deep breath....
...wait...
...did somebody... oh man! One of you totally floated one in my new website! That sucks. I’m going to light a candle to get rid of the smell. Dude, did you have Indian for lunch? Please take look around and tell me what you think. I’ll try and get rid of this rancid odor; it smells like someone filled a month old dead midget with vomit.
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