Wednesday, May 13, 2009


I'm so excited about the upcoming Night-OH-Cabaret's 10 and a Half Year Anniversary Show (btw, tickets are on sale now at Ticket Master or by calling 214-821-7469)!!!! I still can't believe Dana Snyder from Adult Swim is going to be performing. It's going to be super duper awesome!

We got some more good news, Excite-O-Tech is going to help sponsor the show. If you've been a regular to the show for the past 10 and a half years, you no doubt have seen Ron and Don pitching Excite-O-Tech products in the show. But if for some reason you haven't seen those guys talking about what a great company Excite-O-Tech Industries is, here is a link to their website:


Please help us spread the word about the show and get your tickets today!

Monday, May 11, 2009

The World is a Safer Place

It's official, the world's a much safer place now that facebook, twitter, myspace, and every other social networking site has appeared on the scene. Now stalkers can leer, drool, and gawk at their prey from the privacy of their own one room apartments above the garage of that nice old couple.

Stalkers used to have to wait outside they're ex girlfriend/ex fiance/ex wife/the new receptionist's work for hours; waiting for them to emerge so they could follow them home. The stalker had to wear all black and climb trees to get a glimpse through the window of their obsession. Not only was it dangerous, but grass stains and tree sap are really hard to get out of clothing.

As if clinging to a tree branch wasn't bad enough, we... I mean they used to have to buy all kinds of expensive night vision goggles and binoculars. It was hard because night manager jobs at convenience stores just didn't pay that much. Stalkers would compile hundreds of dollars in credit card debt trying to keep up with the latest in high tech surveillance equipment.

Wire taps, cameras, stolen underwear, developing all that film for the huge wall montage/shrine. It just ate up all a persons free time. Now, thankfully, all you have to do is become your targets friend online and a world of pictures, status updates, and location information opens up to you. It's like a stalker invented it.

Yep, it's a good, and safer, time to be a stalker.

Friday, May 8, 2009

It's PABBIYS Friday!

That's right jerks, it's the official "Put a Bedtime Bear in Your Shirt Friday"! This is my favorite day of the year. I do get quite annoyed at how stores start selling Put a Bedtime Bear in Your Shirt Friday decorations earlier and earlier each year. Oh well, that's capitalism I guess. As long as you remember the true meaning of the day, it's all good.

Happy Put a Bedtime Bear in Your Shirt Friday everyone!!!!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Don't Ask

OK, I could get in a lot of trouble for this, so don't ask how I got a hold of this picture:

I'm willing to sell it to the highest bidder, I hope someone from the Enquirer reads my blog, I need some cash.

I just got back from the dentist and boy are my teeth stuffed with shit. I was going in for a teeth cleaning, but I also had to get a crown put on. The dentist needed to cover up the hole the more expensive dentist made when he did my root canal. It was my lucky day because they found a cavity. Not only did I get a crown, but I got a brand new hole drilled in my head and filled with teeth hole filling shit. And all of that before 9 am.


Monday, May 4, 2009


I wanted all 3 of the people that read my blog to be the first to hear the great news. After weeks of planning and trying to get schedules to work out, we finally cinched it up.

This Night-OH-Cabaret's already shaping up to be an amazing, fun, and crazy event. The show just got freaking incredible with the addition of this special guest performer. Without further ado, let me be the first to tell you all, we have the great honor of presenting non other than the infamous Mr. Dana Snyder to the stage! That's right the voice of so many hysterically funny characters on Adult Swim is performing in our show.

I met Dana in a burlesque show I was playing Cupid in this past Valentines Day. He was performing old school Vaudevillian style acts in the show and I was blown away. He's absolutely hysterically funny and has got his schtick down to a science. It was so impressive to watch, and I immediately started thinking how great it would be to have him do his stuff in the Night-OH-Cabaret.

I got in touch with him and he was really excited about the prospect. Luckily the Lakewood Theater had Saturday June 20th become available at the last minute and Dana was free that weekend. It was on!

Mr. Snyder is crazy talented and it's going to be a challenge for us to keep up with him in the show, but it should make the show that much better.

Please let everyone know about the show and pass along this cool news.

You can get your tickets NOW through Ticket Master, or save a couple bucks off the service charge and get your tickets straight through The Lakewood Theater.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Eyepatch Friday!

It's fucking eye patch Friday bitches! Grab an eye patch and slap that shit on right now, or you are out of the club!

Stop talking like a pirate you idiot, what do you think it is, Pirate Wednesday? It's just eye patch Friday, it has nothing to do with pirates. You are so embarrassing sometimes, I mean really.

God I'm bored today.