I'm totally stoked!
I discovered a new measurement of time at lunch today. It's the split second between when you think, "Maybe I should cover this procedure with my other hand" and you shoot painful stinging acidic juice in your eye. It's called the "Speed of Lemon". It's a breakthrough for science, and I only had to irritate the fuck out of one of my eyes to discover it. Go Science!
I went to the doctor yesterday to get my messed up ankle examined. She made me get an x-ray which turned up no conclusive evidence. I just sprang my ankle really really bad. It's still bruised and puffy. I guess it's going to take a while to get back to it's normal foot shape.
I can't wait, I ordered a passport from China that says I'm 16 years old. It should be here soon. Now I can finally perform my uneven bars routine in the Olympics! U S A! U S A!
1 comment:
Science is fun. At least that what Mr. Wizard told me when I was a kid.
I hope they x-rayed your junk. We don't want you reproducing or anything.
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