Found this in the store the other day. How dare they display such an obscene item? There were children in the store.
That's all i got today. Just thought all you jerks could use a little cock.
BTW, I'm holding a good recipe for beef stew in my left hand. We cooked it in the crock pot. If I would have bought this item I could have put cock in my crock. Screw Dr. Seuss, that shit ain't even hard at all.