That's right folks, for the next 7 days I will be serving my civic duty inside a New York City court building, and I couldn't be more excited. It's every ones dream to get selected for a jury and now I finally get to live the dream. I know all of you are super jealous of me, but don't give up hope, maybe someday you'll get the call to keep the American dream alive.
This means I will be out of pocket for a while so e-mail and phone calls will be little to none. I'm not ignoring all my loyal fans, I'm just protecting our way of life by taking part in the best legal system on Earth.
Pray for me.