Apparently, according to my "friend" Derek, I think everything's awesome. Any time I'm describing something I'll say it's awesome. "That movie was awesome!", "This soup is awesome!", "My lust for human flesh is awesome!"
I suppose I do over use this word, but come on, it's an awesome word! It totally coveys the point I'm trying to get across. It says, "Hey jerk, listen to me, what I'm telling you about is very important and needs your undivided attention, it could very well change the way you think and or live!"
Maybe I need to start using some qualifiers before or after the word like, "This sausage is 'fucking' awesome.", or "It's 'mildly' awesome that the wart on my dick looks like Ghandi!"
I could use my patten pending "Wordnecting" technique. "I think squirrels wearing hats are awesomtastic!" or "That foreign object the doctor pulled out of my rectum was awesompendous!"
I guess it boils down to me training my friends. The longer I only use this word to describe things, my friends will start to develop the ability to discern between the different levels of awesome I'm describing. They will be able to tell from my inflection, my tone, and the look in my eyes, just how awesome the thing is that I'm describing. It will take some time and effort, like learning a new language, but damn it I'm worth it!
I just read through this blog again, it's awesome!