Slow news day.
1. The Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles is restricting smiles in driver's license photographs. Undoubtedly it will be difficult to enforce this, given the usual joyous and upbeat atmosphere the staff at the DMV always provide.
2. A woman was arrested after she left her dog outside in 6 degree weather, causing it to freeze to the sidewalk, setting in motion the reopening of several tongue to flagpole cases.